Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.
Carpe Diem = Seize the day. Carp In Denim = Fish in pants.
Dyslexics are teople poo.
Your body would look good in my trunk.
When life hands you gators, make Gatorade.
I'm pink, therefore I'm SPAM
I poke badgers with spoons.
Be alert. The world needs more lerts.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
Want a little taste of religion? Bite the minister.
My mind is like a steel trap. Rusty and illegal in most states.
To err is human, to moo bovine.
If it's not one thing, it's your mother.
Carpe Diem = Seize the day. Carp In Denim = Fish in pants.
I don't think, therefore I am not.
whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
i found Jesus - he was behind the sofa all the time.
On the journey of life, I choose the psycho path.
Honk if the twins fall out
If you can read this, you're not the president.

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